Joke muna para masaya
Anak: Itay, itay! Sabi ng teacher namin ay ang ama ang haligi ng tahanan, ano naman po ang Nanay?
Ama: Sabihin mo sa teacher mo, ang ina ang pampatigas ng haligi.
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Sa isang kahariaan, nagbigay ng utos ang Hari na aalisin na ang letrang "O" at papalitan na ito ng letrang "i". At sinabi ng hari na simula sa araw na iyon ay ang pangalan niya ay Haring Pogi at hindi na Haring Pugo.
Tumalikod at umalis na malungkot si "kiko" at si "Tito"
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Pare 1: Wow, iyan ba ang inaanak ko pare? Ang laki na ah.
Pare2: Ito nga pare at napasok na yan sa prep, matalino yan pare lalo na sa math.
Pare1: Talaga! ! ! one plus one?
Inaanak: Two!!!
Pare 1: 2 plus 2?
Inaanak: Four
Pare1: Wow ang galing ah, what is your name?
Inaanak: Eight . . . . . .
Crown Asia
a vista land
company
Ipinapakilala ko sa inyo ang isa sa mga da best subdivision
dito sa Cabuyao, Laguna, in terms of
location, development at price. Ito ang Fortezza Subdivision ng Crown Asia. isa ito
sa pinakamaganda subdivision sa Cabuyao, Laguna. With perimeter fence, 24 hrs. security. Tahimik ang lugar, malapit lang sa SLEX at may commercial area sa
harapan. Ngayong 2013, isa ito sa
magiging focus project ng Sevenlands Realty.
May ilan pang natitirang unit as of this writing. Aside sa Phase 1 and 2, meron pang natitirang
malaking open space na baka maging phase 3 although wala pa silang
ini-a-announce tungkol dito. Marami na
ang mga nakatira at merong nakalaang shuttle service to serve the resident upang
ihatid at sunduin ang mga residente na nasa labas (national highway).
Malapit ito sa lahat!
Well, ano ba yung lahat? Malls, Hospitals,
Schools (private & public), wet & dry market, house of worship, SLEX, Enchanted Kingdom, Eton, Nuvali, Paseo de Sta Rosa, Public transport terminals that will bring
you to Metro Manila, Batangas, Sta Cruz Laguna, and Lucena Quezon. Hot Spring sa Pansol at Tagaytay Road going to Tagaytay or Nasugbu Batangas, Flood free ang location at para kang nasa province lang while enjoying the amenties of the city.
Ang price ay 3m to 7m at ang pinakamaliit na lot ay 88 sqm. at ang malaki ay mga 300 sqm. Ang size naman ng bahay ay ang pinakamaliit ay 86 sqm. at ang malaki naman ay 177 sqm. Nasa mahigit 25k ang monthly amortization thru bank financing ng 86 sqm na floor area at nasa 50k monthly naman ang 150 sqm na floor area..
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| club house |
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| commercial area along the diversion road of san isidro - pulo |
Here is the link na nasa youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5PTT8YiZyA. Kung ung model house naman ay madami akong video just visit ninyo ang youtube-jgbaltazar6789 or click .http://www.youtube.com/user/jgbaltazar6789. Meron itong clubhouse at may swimming pool, grand pavillon, basketball court, overhead tank, at 24 hrs security.
For more infos, e-mail jv7lands@yahoo.com or jobaltazar2000@yahoo.com
Q:
Why doesn't an igloo melt inside?
A:
The igloo, a temporary winter hunting shelter to the Alaskan Eskimo does, in
fact, melt inside, but not to a great extent.
The snowflakes falling outside of the igloo, in the harsh Alaskan winter, quickly melt when they land on its roof, and provide a replacement layer of insulation for the igloo. The ongoing freezing and re-freezing of the igloo, hardens it, and transforms the blocks of snow the Eskimos used in the construction process into a solid, icy, domed refuge. The igloo can now withstand the weight of a massive polar bear, should one happen along and have the urge to play "king of the mountain."
The snowflakes falling outside of the igloo, in the harsh Alaskan winter, quickly melt when they land on its roof, and provide a replacement layer of insulation for the igloo. The ongoing freezing and re-freezing of the igloo, hardens it, and transforms the blocks of snow the Eskimos used in the construction process into a solid, icy, domed refuge. The igloo can now withstand the weight of a massive polar bear, should one happen along and have the urge to play "king of the mountain."
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